There's no photo-shoot academy. If there was, I'd probably be kicked out.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

I sold my soul to the devil. I'd like to thank the devil.

Improv is so different, it's such a collaborative thing, you're working with other people, nothing is planned and it's kind of this community mentality, whereas stand-up, you're alone and it was really hard.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

I got off Twitter, because I started feeling like it was not adding anything positive into my life. If anything, it was more negative. But now I'm back on it because it can be fun. I think, as an actor and a public figure, it's a different experience when you put yourself out there in that way. I think it can be a great tool, and that part I'm comfortable with. But the part that's kind of more personal, that part I'm still struggling with, because I don't really want people to know everything about me.