It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I have an acting coach that I work with on everything that I do. The thing about my preparation process for getting ready for a role is I have sex with as many people as I can.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I have a way of dealing with situations where I come off awkward, or people think I’m purposely trying to make things uncomfortable. But normally I’m talking really slowly or there’s a lot of silence because there’s just nothing going on. I’m just totally freaking out, but from the outside perspective it looks like I’m in control.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I was just a comedienne.

When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my ADD is really kicking in, I have my iPad too. And my iPhone. And a magazine that I haven't gotten to. And a book under the pillow to my left.