It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else.

I sold my soul to the devil. I'd like to thank the devil.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh.

If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands.

I definitely can relate to being down and closed-off at certain times in my life.