I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands.

Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.

I sold my soul to the devil. I'd like to thank the devil.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid.