It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

There's no photo-shoot academy. If there was, I'd probably be kicked out.

I want people to like me but not at my expense.

I get really weird when I'm not working. I have to keep working.

I sold my soul to the devil. I'd like to thank the devil.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

Writing is hard - writing is the hardest.