The most important job in life is being a mom.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. I really hope no one misinterprets this quote as being about masturbation.
Laughing is the best calorie burner.
Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.
To be happy - that's all that matters.