Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.

I tried always to do better: saw always a little further. I tried to stretch myself.

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge or point fingers. You just have to be lucky enough to find someone who appreciates you.

I am not beautiful. My mother once called me an ugly duckling. But,listed separately, I have a few good features.

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.