Jackie had a keen eye for talent, and like an elephant never forgot. And, he was always right on the mark.

But then there is the one who seems to have a hard time separating the actor's work from reality.

When Toots finally could breathe again and the blood returned to his brain, he recalled that he had not passed or been passed by Jackie at any time in the race. Toots never used foul language but he came close that night. Jackie paid.

Fan mail is one thing, but fans you meet in person are a different matter entirely.

What to do? We yanked the dress up over her lovely attributes and with the addition of a scarf, the problem was solved. Sorry, guys, blame that stuffy censor. He hated surprises.

Jackie had a keen eye for talent, and like an elephant never forgot. And, he was always right on the mark.

Jackie considered his resurrection, the world's best return performance.