Not everyone is capable of madness; and of those lucky enough to be capable, not many have the courage for it.

Friendship can only exist between persons with similar interests and points of view. Man and woman by the conventions of society are born with different interests and different points of view.

Family . . . the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children.

By attempting the impossible one can attain the highest level of the possible.

Society is a madhouse whose wardens are the officials and the police.

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.