I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."]
Augusten BurroughsI hate news and information and anything that threatens to puncture the bubble of oblivion in which I live.
Augusten BurroughsI like, though, that people have a hunger to connect with other people. They're desperate to know that you're not lying to them or misleading them.
Augusten BurroughsI can't tell you how much I love Target and Costco, that kind of culture, because it's something I never felt a part of. I've always felt like a tourist because I have never fit in anywhere.
Augusten Burroughs