And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting.

The dark side of blogging is, of course, people can be (and are) just savage and uncivilized, deeply cruel and fully unaccountable.

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

I once read about a guy who lost his arms in a fire. The nurse took pity on him and gave him a hand job. I don't even get that.

I wouldn't want to waste any of my brain cells on forgiving if it's holding me back.

And I tend to listen to NPR when I'm not writing.