But my favorite band is Curbside Life, out of Chicago.

The only other people who have had experiences similar to those of this man were locked up inside institutions for the criminally insane. The difference is, this guy gets business cards.

Childhood is what ended me up in the hospital and teetering on the edge of deathly alcoholism. It was really good for me to accept it. To accept all the embarrassment and the shame so I don't feel like I used to.

With my own memoirs, they are truthful, and I write everything fully expecting to some day end up televised on Court TV, and I'm fully prepared to be challenged legally on it. Everything I write is the truth and I know that I would win.

You would be amazed by what you can give up, lose, or break, and yet still be a person who gets happy over brownies.

His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade

It's weird - sort of not terribly wise - to take a book that was successful and then change its cover.