[Christmas] holidays are a heavy, heavy time. We make light of them with our red and green and our stockings and candy canes, but people think heavy thoughts over the holidays because that's when you're thinking about family. Are we close? Or are we not as close as other people?
Augusten BurroughsThe only other people who have had experiences similar to those of this man were locked up inside institutions for the criminally insane. The difference is, this guy gets business cards.
Augusten BurroughsAnd in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.
Augusten BurroughsTruthfulness itself is almost medication, even when itโs served without advice or insight.
Augusten Burroughs