It's weird - sort of not terribly wise - to take a book that was successful and then change its cover.
Augusten BurroughsI never could have written the screenplay because I would have been forced to learn new software and I can't learn one more thing.
Augusten BurroughsMy mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron.
Augusten BurroughsNo matter your spiritual beliefs, if you hold any, the answer is the same: sometimes, why is not knowable. If you open the refrigerator door and a tub of Kozy Shack tapioca pudding tumbles out and splats open onto the floor, you clean it. You donโt stand there and question why it happened, how it was possible. Why doesnโt matter now.
Augusten Burroughs