I never get sick of writing my own stories because there's a certain comfort in knowing you will never run out of material. It's relaxing, actually, to write.
Augusten BurroughsI once read about a guy who lost his arms in a fire. The nurse took pity on him and gave him a hand job. I don't even get that.
Augusten BurroughsAlthough I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.
Augusten Burroughs