Oh, what the hell did I know? I went to the set the first day in full makeup and the director told me to take it off. So I did the film without makeup. I had nothing to do with anything I did. I never understood why I was so famous.

Doing nothing feels like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect.

Although no one believes me, I have always been a country girl and still have a country girl's values

I haven't taken an overdose of sleeping pills and called my agent. I haven't been in jail, and I don't go running to the psychiatrist every two minutes. That's something of an accomplishment these days.

The truth is that the only time I'm happy is when I'm doing absolutely nothing. I don't understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feel like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect.

So this was where lust was satisfied. If I'd been an old-time miner I'd have asked for my gold nugget back.

Petting is the study of the anatomy in braille.