Fame gives you everything you never wanted.

Sing me not a song; let me hear your recital of veneration and respect; this I will listen to over and over when I share your need of pleasing.

Although no one believes me, I have always been a country girl and still have a country girl's values

Petting is the study of the anatomy in braille.

I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

I either write the book or sell the jewels. And I'm kinda sentimental about the jewels.

It’s a pity nobody believes in simple lust anymore.