Fame gives you everything you never wanted.

I think the main reason my marriages failed is that I always loved too well but never wisely.

After my screen test, the director clapped his hands gleefully and yelled: “She can't talk! She can't act! She's sensational!”

Petting is the study of the anatomy in braille.

When I'm old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.

It’s a pity nobody believes in simple lust anymore.

Love is nothing but a pain in the ass