Doing nothing feels like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect.

Oh, what the hell did I know? I went to the set the first day in full makeup and the director told me to take it off. So I did the film without makeup. I had nothing to do with anything I did. I never understood why I was so famous.

I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.

Sex isn't all that important, but it is when you love someone very much.

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.

Fame and fortune does not mean anything if you don't have a happy home.

Petting is the study of the anatomy in braille.