The thing I'd miss most is the feeling when acting is going well, when you start a play and you end the night and you look back and go, "What just happened?"

For years while I was working as a waitress, all I wanted to do was get on a TV show. You think, "This will solve all the problems. I'm making more than 400 dollars a week; I don't have to worry about money ever again," but it's just not true.

You never know what's going to happen, so you just continue with your head down and never expect things to start being handed to you.

Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do.

We live in a time where improv is king and people love improv, and I think there's a time and a place for that and people who are really good at structuring improv.

We're all eaters. That's our bond. Let's be real.

What you learn in any acting class is how to make a fool of yourself and enjoy things and get out of your head.