Ohh! Wow!! Ohh!! Wow!! Those the only two words you know? Sounds like a dirty movie.

I didn't tell Ôtani I love him because I want to make out with him. I just love him, that's all. And I want to be with him all the time, even if we're just goofing around and hanging out like we always are.

Why's it gotta be Ôtani for me? I don't know because I have way too many reasons to choose from! He's the one for me, that's all. He just is.

Remember how last year there were two more girls than guys and I had to be on the guys' side and dance with all the girls? That was a lot of fun. I love being tall.

I mean, look at us. We're all alone in my bedroom and I'm not feeling any urge to make any kinda move on you. That's a pretty big problem.

Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me.

Me"? I know a lot of "me's," actually, so which one are you?