I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.

The more you practice, the better. But in any case, practice more than you play.

A couple of hours of practice is worth ten sloppy rounds.

It's even harder to stay at the top in sports than it is to get there.

I came out to beat everybody in sight, and that's just what I'm going to do.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know.