Well, the good Lord and good luck must have been with me because I did exactly what I said I was going to do.
All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill.
Hotter 'n hell, ain't it, Prez?
It's hard to beat somebody when they don't give up.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
Reading isn't good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldn't hit home runs. So I gave up reading.