I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

I'd play for half my salary if I could hit in this dump (Wrigley Field) all the time.

It's hard to beat a person that never gives up.

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

I said I'm going to hit the next one right over the flagpole. God must have been with me.

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

If you want to hit home runs, you've go to swing a lot.