I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

What the hell difference does it make?

I've never heard a crowd boo a homer, but I've heard plenty of boos after a strikeout.

Each strikeout brings me closer to my next homerun.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime.

Read about your case of amnesia. Must be a new brand.