I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

What I am, what I have, what I am going to leave behind me - all this I owe to the game of baseball.

Hotter 'n hell, ain't it, Prez?

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill.

Every Strike is one step closer to a Home Run

Gee, its lonesome in the outfield. It's hard to keep awake with nothing to do.