(Ty) Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.
Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.
If I'd just tried for them dinky singles I could've batted around .600.
What the hell has Hoover got to do with it? Besides, I had a better year than he did.
Baseball changes through the years. It gets milder.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.