I'm only going one way.

I copied (Shoeless Joe) Jackson's style because I thought he was the greatest hitter I had ever seen, the greatest natural hitter I ever saw. He's the guy who made me a hitter.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world.

Read about your case of amnesia. Must be a new brand.

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.