I thank heaven we have had baseball in this world... the kids... our national pastime.

I had only one superstition. I made sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

"I'm going over the valley." (Dying from throat cancer, his doctor found him wandering around his room, asked him where was he going?)

I don't give a damn about any actors. What good will John Barrymore do you with the bases loaded and two down in a tight ball game. Either I get the money (more than Barrymore), or I don't play!

Read about your case of amnesia. Must be a new brand.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!