George is the best little dishwasher in Texas.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

I'm not being outspoken or pro or con abortion.

Suddenly women's lib had made me feel my life had been wasted.

Describing life out of the public eye to David Letterman, December 6th, 1996 It's been different. I started driving again. I started cooking again. My driving's better than my cooking. George has discovered Sam's Club.

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.