Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.

I hate the fact that people think compromise is a dirty word.

And who knows? Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the President's spouse. I wish him well!

George is the best little dishwasher in Texas.

Show me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much.

And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.

As if we don't have enough volence on television. After her husband accidentally hit two spectators with golf balls during a celebrity golf tournament.