I'm tired now of the elections.

Your success as a family... our success as a nation... depends not on what happens inside the White House, but on what happens inside your house.

I'm taking a vow not to advise.

I mean Afghanistan is a very rugged, complicated country.

The darn trouble with cleaning the house is it gets dirty the next day anyway, so skip a week if you have to. The children are the most important thing.

Show me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much.

The Titanic was built by professionals. The Ark was built by volunteers.