Marriage is socialism among two people.

Every time a bank swoops down to snatch up a home, it should be met with a crowd of jeering, obstructive neighbors. And although this may be point 4.5, how about organizing a mass refusal to pay back student loans?

Both chronic, long-term poverty and downward mobility from the middle class are in the same category of things that America likes not to think about.

There's more pressure on women to be chirpy and perky.

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.

There can be no more ancient and traditional American value than ignorance. English-only speakers brought it with them to this country three centuries ago, and they quickly imposed it on the Africans--who were not allowed to learn to read and write--and on the Native Americans, who were simply not allowed.

To be homeless in America is to live like a fugitive. The destitute are our own native-born "illegals."