No other continent has endured such an unspeakably bizarre combination of foreign thievery and foreign goodwill.

I could never work out whether we were to view religion as a life-insurance policy or a life sentence.

No matter what kind of night you're having, morning always wins.

I'm not pretending to be ingenuous; I know what I'm doing.

There's always a part of your nation's history that you haven't been told that... has a powerful impact on how you yourself may behave and may believe.

Now, see, that's why you want Internet friends. You can find people just exactly like you. Screw your neighbors and your family, too messy...the trouble is, once you filter out everybody that doesn't agree with you, all that's left is maybe this one retired surfer guy living in Idaho.

If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.