A human being can be good or bad or right or wrong, maybe. But how can you say a person is illegal? You just can't. That's all there is to it.

A woman knows she can walk away from a pot to tend something else and the pot will go on boiling; if she couldn't this world would end at once.

We tap our toes to chaste love songs about the silvery moon without recognizing them as hymns to copulation.

The reason most people have kids is because they get pregnant.

Every time I step onto an airplane, I turn to the right and take a good, hard stare into the maw of the engine. I don't know what I'm looking for. I just do it.

You know reviewers, they are the wind in their own sails.

We came from Bethlehem, Georgia bearing Betty Crocker cake mixes into the jungle.