You know what the issue is? Do you want to know? It's what these guys have decided to call America. They have the audacity to say, 'There, you sons of bitches, don't lay a finger on it. That is a finished product.'" "But any country is still in the making. Always. That's just history, people have to see that.

People ask without wanting to know.

But kids don't stay with you if you do it right. It's the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won't be needed in the long run.

We're animals. We're born like every other mammal and we live our whole lives around disguised animal thoughts.

When moral superiority combines with billowing ignorance, they fill up a hot-air balloon that's awfully hard not to poke.

Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.

If you can't dress expensive, dress memorable.