If someone lies down and invites you to trample upon him, you are a remarkable individual if you decline the invitation.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses's lap and began to purr. 'The creature oozes like a furry slug,' said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.

If someone lies down and invites you to trample upon him, you are a remarkable individual if you decline the invitation.

Money was the manure of politics.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Conventional history completely ignores half the human race.