Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.

Reputations are shaped not by facts but by prejudices.

I've been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I'm immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I'm a very hard-headed person.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

Giving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.

It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!