Many persons lead lives of crushing boredom.

I have no writing habit. I work when I feel like it, and I work when I have to - mostly the latter.

Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice.

stereotypes are awfully misleading. There are typical librarians, but not all librarians are typical.

Money was the manure of politics.

Now, Mama, Papa, and sir," said Ramses, "please withdraw to the farthest corner and crouch down with your backs turned. It is as I feared; we will never break through by this method. The walls are eight feet thick. Fortunately I brought along a little nitroglycerin--" "Oh, good Gad," shrieked Inspector Cuff.

Giving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.