The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.

I've been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I'm immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I'm a very hard-headed person.

The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.

I do hope you have some money. I'm getting tired of hitting people.

..he continues to cling to the forlorn hope that I will turn into one of those swooning females...and fling myself squeeling at him whenever anything happens. Like all men, he clings to his illusions.

Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.

I have no writing habit. I work when I feel like it, and I work when I have to - mostly the latter.