When men start talking about 'honor', there is sure to be trouble ahead.

When one is striding bravely into the future one cannot watch one's footing.

The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

Giving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.

It is easier to counterfeit old age than youth.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.