Husbands do not care to be contradicted. Indeed, I do not know anyone who does.
To argue without knowledge is like trying to weave without thread.
I do hope you have some money. I'm getting tired of hitting people.
Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.
Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.