I do hope you have some money. I'm getting tired of hitting people.

To argue without knowledge is like trying to weave without thread.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

A lady cannot be blamed if a master criminal takes a fancy to her.

There is nothing sadder than the cheerful letters of the dead, expressing hopes that were never fulfilled, ambitions that were never achieved, dreams cut off before they could come to fruition.

Nothing looks as self-satisfied as a contented cat.

It is much more sensible to be an optimist instead of a pessimist, for if one is doomed to disappointment, why experience it in advance?