[On a dull party:] It was a fête worse than death.

Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Sponsors obviously care more about a ninety-second commercial and want to pay you more than any guest star gets for a ninety-minute acting performance.

[On Marilyn Monroe:] Her body has gone to her head.

Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.

[On a dull party:] It was a fête worse than death.

The boy's got a lot to learn and I've got a lot to teach.