The more you kick something that's dead, the worse it smells.
The boy's got a lot to learn and I've got a lot to teach.
Sponsors obviously care more about a ninety-second commercial and want to pay you more than any guest star gets for a ninety-minute acting performance.
Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
[On a dull party:] It was a fête worse than death.
I'm now the Lord of the Brighton Manor.