If it's a woman it's caustic, if it's a man it's authority, If it's a woman it's too pushy, if it's a man it's aggressive in the best sense of the word.

No one could ad lib like Peter. You would think that it was all scripted, he was so poetic, but it wasn't.

Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex.

All of the religions - with the exception of Tibetan Buddhism, which doesn't believe in a heaven - teach that heaven is a better place. At the end of the program, I say that heaven is a place where you are happy. All of the religions have that in common.

For a man who likes to talk, Fidel Castro does very few interviews.

Homogeneity is much to be admired - in milk, for instance - but not for parties.

The aging process seems to strike first at the mechanism which warns that we have been talking too much and the listener is growing restless. The signal isn't perfect at any age - drink, for instance, throws it right out of kilter - but it is almost non-existent in old people.