Animals are so much quicker in picking up our thoughts than we are in picking up theirs. I believe they must have a very poor opinion of the human race.

The eyes of a dog, the expression of a dog, the warmly wagging tail of a dog and the gloriously cold damp nose of a dog were in my opinion all God-given for one purpose only-to make complete fools of us human beings.

I do not believe that a dog can be cured by a psychiatrist, but I think some owners could be helped by one.

I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.

The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.

one has to give a great deal of oneself to animals if one is to get the best out of them.

I believe that animals have been talking to human beings ever since we were all made and put into this world.