Why am I so famous? What am I doing right? What are the others doing wrong?

Just like my father, I've always loved education. In school I was a member of the honor society.

I don't know why it is that we need to denigrate, to knock down. It's so sick.

I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror.

I'm a work in progress.

What does it mean when people applaud? Should I give 'em money? Say thank you? Lift my dress? The lack of applause - that I can respond to.

If a man wants to get it right, he's looked up to and respected. If a woman wants to get it right, she's difficult or impossible. If he acts, produces and directs, he's called multitalented. If she does the same thing, she's called vain and egotistical.