The best humor is offered up to you by the stupidity of your opponents.

I will tell you, I'm a lousy cook, but I think I'm a pretty good judge of a good meal.

I have this fear that one day there's going to be a fire in the Senate and there are only going to be 57 senators there and they’ll all die because they won't have 60 votes to allow themselves to leave the building.

Ronald Reagan got a lot of democrats. I wish he hadn`t. I got to Congress with Reagan coming to the Whitehouse. The Reagan Program, a very radical one, a very drastic one passed because he had a lot of democrats. He worked at it personally and also because Reagan retained a popularity.

Bush senior used to say that we have more will than wallet. So he urged the country to attack poverty with a thousand points of light, none of which could be eaten.

And unless you think there is a serious chance you're going to jail, don't listen to your lawyer.

There is an irony that the most active anti-gay groups are Al-Qaeda and the American Right wing.