One time I was really close to Steve Martin. I was too afraid to actually go talk to him, but I'll count that as meeting.

There are a bunch of different movies I feel that way about. However, there is a debate because as you may know after MST3K ended there have been things like Cinematic Titanic that are the children and the grandchildren of this way of dissecting movies and making fun of them and in a way celebrating the absurdity of those movies as well. There are certain movies that sort of fit into the MST3K paradigm which is hidden gems, these weird horror/sci-fi/fantasy movies.

The Middle East is gorgeous, but again, politically, I would not want to go there.

You can fit two United States and maybe a third one into the entire continent of Africa, but on a map we make the entire continent of Africa look like the size of the United States, which is why a lot of people don't know that Africa is a continent. They think it's a country because it looks as big as we do.

The audience is not your boss. They are your collaborators and when you collaborate with someone you don't have to listen to everything they think or say.

[Harold Pinter] is a British playwright and is one of my favorite writers. Harold was very obsessed with when memory becomes mythology, that at some point you change your memory to fit who you believe you are.

I can't do Christopher Walken impressions anymore, thanks [Barack] Obama.