Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.

The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one.

You can't hate anybody till you hate yourself and you can't love anybody till you love yourself.

Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.

We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win.

A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn't feel so great about ourselves, and we didn't know how to do anything about that, so we sought external approval.