Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

Throughout history, government has proved to be the chief instrument for thwarting man's liberty.

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.

It is true that I was denied access to a facility at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio, because I never got in. I can't tell you what was inside. We both know about the rumors concerning a captured UFO and crew members. I have never seen what I would call a UFO, but I have intelligent friends who have.

I am frankly sick and tired of the political preachers telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in A, B, C, and D. Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me?