I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters had been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

I think the President ought to bring everybody that's in American uniform back because we're headed for war.

The best thing Clinton could do — I think I wrote him a letter about this, but I'm not sure — is to shut up. Every time I turn that radio on, there's Clinton, making a speech. And he makes speeches on a subject he doesn't know anything about. He has no discipline.

Throughout history, government has proved to be the chief instrument for thwarting man's liberty.

Women are hard enough to handle now without giving them a gun!

Politics [is] the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.

We now have a president who tries to save money by turning off lights in the White House, even as he heads toward a staggering addition to the national debt. "L.B.J." should stand for Light Bulb Johnson.