The only summit meeting that can succeed is one that does not take place.

After one of his [Hubert Humphrey] long-winded harangues I suggested he had probably been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. He responded by saying that I would have been a great success in the movies working for Eighteenth Century-Fox.

It is safe to say that the U.S. Congress is now run by paid staffers, not by people elected to do the job.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them.

I've played everything - baseball, football, basketball. I can still swim a mile a day. That's why I can't walk.

The Trilateralist Commission is international...(and)...is intended to be the vehicle for multinational consolidation of the commercial and banking interests by seizing control of the political government of the United States. The Trilateralist Commission represents a skillful, coordinated effort to seize control and consolidate the four centers of power - political, monetary, intellectual, and ecclesiastical.