A man from the west will fight over three things: water, women and gold, and usually in that order.

There's no greater service to this country than the defense of its freedom.

After one of his [Hubert Humphrey] long-winded harangues I suggested he had probably been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. He responded by saying that I would have been a great success in the movies working for Eighteenth Century-Fox.

I think the President ought to bring everybody that's in American uniform back because we're headed for war.

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

The effect of Welfarism on freedom will be felt later on - after its beneficiaries have become its victims, after dependence on government has turned into bondage and it is too late to unlock the jail.

The Conservative knows that to regard man as part of an undifferentiated mass is to consign him to ultimate slavery.