I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.

We are on the Colorado — that means something more to me than electric power or a harnessed river.

I've always said I have nothing against a woman doing anything a man can do as long as she gets home in time to cook dinner.

The best thing Clinton could do — I think I wrote him a letter about this, but I'm not sure — is to shut up. Every time I turn that radio on, there's Clinton, making a speech. And he makes speeches on a subject he doesn't know anything about. He has no discipline.

Some programs have been theatrical masterpieces, but all we're seeing is the negative side of nuclear war.

It is safe to say that the U.S. Congress is now run by paid staffers, not by people elected to do the job.

Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don't have to be good at them to enjoy them.